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By visiting this site, mentioning it in any shape or form, using any word or image contained in it, whether wittingly or unwittingly, or communicating with or receiving communications from its author, you legally bind yourself to do whatever I tell you and always act in a manner that promotes my interests and also to admit that my genitalia are truly awesome and also that I'm not at all a fat drunken halfwit.
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2 comments:

  1. I read with interest your words on Dr. Elst's blog about what Sanskrit writers thought of females who yawned. What about females who spit?

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